Trying to outshine your friends? Look no further than Magic Oyster. A heavy-handed sans. A bold choice of letters chopped up together after a long week in the sun. And yes, the hotline is very much so real.

No seats to count. No web traffic caps. Just a single commercial license for individuals, small businesses, and teams under 50 employees. Covers logos, packaging, websites, client work, apps, broadcast, and products for sale.

50+ employees? Reach out for an extended license.

Unlike the sinking feeling you get when you open your bank app, this will bring you great joy. Because I'm here to say yes, the rumors are true: You can now build your own bundle. Click here.

One font, three font, six font, ten. Pick a few, then pick again. (Dr Seuss reference for those of you in the back.)

If you're using these fonts, you're already ahead of the game. But remember, just like a mullet, use them tastefully and with intention.